
Like most of you out there, you've probably received hundreds, if not thousands, of scam emails. These days, though, I don't get as many as I used to. Now I just get ad after ad promoting some kind of male enhancement. Right now, for example, checking my spam box, I see an email titled "The Great Sex Secrets of Giving Women Multiple Orgasms - Make Her Scream With Pleasure". This is typical of the spam I get today. I'm not sure why. I'm only 38, and haven't reached that stage yet where I need help in this area.
Before all the sex spam, I used to receive a lot of email from people (usually in Africa) who would tell me that someone with my last name has died recently, and I can inherit a lot of money if I'm willing to give out a bunch of personal information (and probably bank account numbers as well.) These are often referred to as the Nigerian scams. I've also been told I've won the Yahoo! Lottery countless times.
I feel sorry for anyone who has fallen for these scams. They're so obviously a scam that it's funny.
The other day, however, I received something in the mail. It was an actual letter from the Cambridge Who's Who listing, which read:
"Dear Ken,
You were recently appointed as a biographical candidate to represent Austin, TX in the 2009/2010 on line Cambridge Who's Who Registry Among Executive and Professionals.
We are pleased to inform you that on March 29, 2009 your candidacy was approved. Your prompt response is needed to ensure your correct professional information. For accuracy purposes, please be sure to visit your personal website to verify your biographical information. http://www.kenberglund.mycwwapp.com/
If you do not have Internet access, please fill out the form and return the enclosed reply card by June 27, 2009. We've provided the postage for your convenience.
The office of the Managing Director appoints individuals based upon a candidates current position and usually with information obtained from researched executive and professional listings. The Director thinks that you may make an interesting biographical subject, as individual achievement is what Cambridge Who's Who is all about.
Upon final confirmation, you will be listed among thousands of accomplished individuals in the Cambridge Who's Who Registry. Remember, there is no cost to be included. On behalf of the Managing Director, we look forward to your appearance in this year's edition.
Best wishes for continued success."
I have to admit, I was fooled for a few minutes. But only for a few minutes. It was a brief ego boost. I thought to myself "Wow. They want me to represent Austin. Be one of Austin's elite." But then, after thinking about it, it didn't make sense. I've only lived in Austin for about a year, and I've been working here for even less. I have few friends here, and my job is nothing to brag about. Why the hell would they want to include me in their registry? I'm nobody.
So I began to google "Cambridge Who's Who" and found link after link that declared them a scam. Once you send in your card, or fill out the online information, someone will contact you and try to sell you a membership to their website. Membership ranges anywhere from $100 to $1000. The letter claims there is no cost, but apparently that's not true. And what is the value of being listed on this website? Supposedly, it promotes social networking. Uh huh, okay, whatever.
My advice to anyone else who might see this letter: toss it.
Before all the sex spam, I used to receive a lot of email from people (usually in Africa) who would tell me that someone with my last name has died recently, and I can inherit a lot of money if I'm willing to give out a bunch of personal information (and probably bank account numbers as well.) These are often referred to as the Nigerian scams. I've also been told I've won the Yahoo! Lottery countless times.
I feel sorry for anyone who has fallen for these scams. They're so obviously a scam that it's funny.
The other day, however, I received something in the mail. It was an actual letter from the Cambridge Who's Who listing, which read:
"Dear Ken,
You were recently appointed as a biographical candidate to represent Austin, TX in the 2009/2010 on line Cambridge Who's Who Registry Among Executive and Professionals.
We are pleased to inform you that on March 29, 2009 your candidacy was approved. Your prompt response is needed to ensure your correct professional information. For accuracy purposes, please be sure to visit your personal website to verify your biographical information. http://www.kenberglund.mycwwapp.com/
If you do not have Internet access, please fill out the form and return the enclosed reply card by June 27, 2009. We've provided the postage for your convenience.
The office of the Managing Director appoints individuals based upon a candidates current position and usually with information obtained from researched executive and professional listings. The Director thinks that you may make an interesting biographical subject, as individual achievement is what Cambridge Who's Who is all about.
Upon final confirmation, you will be listed among thousands of accomplished individuals in the Cambridge Who's Who Registry. Remember, there is no cost to be included. On behalf of the Managing Director, we look forward to your appearance in this year's edition.
Best wishes for continued success."
I have to admit, I was fooled for a few minutes. But only for a few minutes. It was a brief ego boost. I thought to myself "Wow. They want me to represent Austin. Be one of Austin's elite." But then, after thinking about it, it didn't make sense. I've only lived in Austin for about a year, and I've been working here for even less. I have few friends here, and my job is nothing to brag about. Why the hell would they want to include me in their registry? I'm nobody.
So I began to google "Cambridge Who's Who" and found link after link that declared them a scam. Once you send in your card, or fill out the online information, someone will contact you and try to sell you a membership to their website. Membership ranges anywhere from $100 to $1000. The letter claims there is no cost, but apparently that's not true. And what is the value of being listed on this website? Supposedly, it promotes social networking. Uh huh, okay, whatever.
My advice to anyone else who might see this letter: toss it.
